15 March 2012

The ADONIS tribe and the Not so much Adonis tribe

The girls are ready to be one, they finally get along with each other. 
Troyzan is really cuddly with the gals. 
Sabrina is awesome. I like her. She might be my favourite Survivor this year. The guys are so dumb according to Alicia the special education teacher. 
Oh! We're heading for the first challenge. Looks exciting actually. I have the same shirt as Colton. I'm not even kidding. 

They dropped their buffs! Tribes are switching up! Holy funky hell. 
Random switch. They draw eggs and smash them on their bodies...recall this from last season...it was so fun last year with Coach and Rob we'll do it again. I hope they get all emotional about it too!
Blue and Orange are the new tribe colours. Please note that Jeff is once again wearing these colours before hand. I suppose we should have known once we saw this. 
Shit. How am I supposed to keep this in order.
There is no more a distinction between the men and women. Only Salani and Monano with no gender implications for either.  
Salani - Blue Tribe: Kat, Sabrina, Troyzan, Mike, Chelsea (my draw for work), Jay (my other draw from the work pool), and  Kim
Monano - Orange Tribe: Leif, Tarzan, Jonas, Monica, Alicia, Colton, Christina
Okay, okay back to the challenge: Carry a large bucket filled with holes and water...plug the holes. When you heave it over to this larger, bigger bucket thing you dump whatever water you have managed to keep from pouring out of the holes on the sides into it - so when it gets full/heavy enough the gianter bucket will drop thus raising your new tribe colour be it orange or blue...determining your win and therefore immunity. 

The winning tribe gets peanut butter and jelly with good fortune of keeping the one world beach. I guess it didn't quite work out as a love fest for the producers so now they have to have another camp. Or maybe they didn't want any more of Colton's shenanigans disrupting the integrity of the game. Not once in 23 seasons did a tribe give up immunity. Duh. I think that's because they weren't allowed to be in cahoots with each other.

Blue Tribe (not Colton's tribe) wins! 

I'm pretty happy that Colton has to start up a new camp. It actually doesn't look that bad. I'm so happy he is with so many people that he can't stand. He's going to be the first one gone. At least that's my wishful thinking. Seems awesome to me. BAHAHA! Colton just said that he has a way of relating to people and he is able to talk to them and charm them. Sure. Let's ask Bill. Or every single person on your new tribe after they watch all of this. Oh and how about all your "friends" that will see this when it airs. 

Colton, Christina, and Alicia are talking. He wants people to trust him. Monica is part of it now. So, now he has the four number on his side on both sides. There are four men left. If Colton isn't with them, then he would be with the other three guys and it would be four against three and the girls would get plucked out one by one. 

Blue Tribe: They speared four crabs, Mike and Chelsea did. Oooh, another chicken. Nice. They got it! Troyzan captured it with the assistance of the rest of the tribe. I hope they didn't kill the rooster...oh wait, they did because of course you would. I mean you only have four giant crabs that you will all share because they are already dead. I don't quite get it. They roasted it. Kim, Jay, Troyzan are talking. I think they'll keep Chelsea in on it. They know that Mike is not really part of it. Kim is really just talking making a safety play because she then said she would stay with the women. The women have the numbers on this tribe. I think they will be my favourite core alliance throughout the game: Jay (me), Chelsea (other me), Troyzan, and Kim. I hope it bodes well for them considering I now have all my eggs in one basket. The only person that will make this the "bomb" alliance would be the inclusion of Sabrina. 

Utoh, Colton just indicated that they have to get out Christina first. He doesn't like her. Alicia even disagreed with it. She just told him that the guys are crazy. Jonas is wondering what's the story with Colton and Alicia. Finally, the guys might be able to get Colton's butt out of this game. I hope they do something. Colton told him that he is totally sticking with the men. He asked Jonas to write down Christina's name because she's going home first. 

Colton: Master Manipulator. Is he a genius? 

Someone finally woke up - Kim is looking for the immunity idol for the women. She found it! I'm not sure where she hid it. Oh of course, she hid it in her crotch - duh. She just told us. Gross. She included Chelsea in the secret. Now they are scheming a bit. They don't want people to think that they are a pair. 

Ooooh, orange tribe (aka not Adonis Tribe) is catching chickens too! They set a trap and now they have it. Hahaha! The chicken just escaped. Oh well. Now Colton wants to get rid of Monica. He wants her gone because Christina doesn't have any friends and if they get to the merge Christina will be easier to get rid of. Alicia fell for it. She just told him that she won't vote with him, but she doesn't have the numbers on her side at this point. At least she doesn't have to sell out the other women just quite yet. 

First immunity challenge.

Who will it be? Three members race to get a ball in the water. Shoot a basket and the other tribe tries to stop you any way they can. This could get ugly. I wonder what the queen will do?
Men vs. men so no one really gets hurt and if they do it's okay because it's same gender-ed potential abuse. Jay vs. Colton. I don't really care about the other match ups. Jay takes out two guys and Mike scores the first goal. Blue ahead by one.
"A little height disparity in this one." Did Jeff really say this about Leif? Leif knocked him (I think him is Mike) down. That's hilarious. OMG. Leif got the closest to the basket so far in round two. These guys can't score for shit. Mike finally scores again. He did dump some pretty small people into the water (Monica, Leif). Blue is ahead 2-0. One more for Salani and they win. Monica scores for Monano putting them on the board. she's trying to keep them happy and enthused. 
Colton is defending the goal. He got to the ball first. He's yelling out HELP ME. Jay took two shots and missed. Mike scored. Salani wins immunity and Colton quite nearly drowned. 

Who will go home from the orange tribe. Alicia thinks it's going to be the best blind side ever put on by her and Colton. They are sending home Monica. Of course they are getting one of the girls out - this won't be a blind-side. I mean, not if you really think about it. She would have a one in three shot at going home. She should have calculated that. 

Unless of course, Monica believes that the guys are going to vote out one of the guys when they have four people. Now Jonas doesn't trust Leif. "She's the head of the snake," Colton said about Monica. "Tarzan is like having a grandfather with alzheimers," Colton. They have to keep telling him over and over again attempting to instill her name to his memory. Now he thinks he's the leader of 'a bunch of idiots'. He finds this difficult. I'm surprised he's the leader too. I guess it's his huge ego which must present as confidence when you are that close to him. That or fear. 

Jeff is asking about the new tribe and now I'm bored and bored. Jeff is asking "is Monica what you need to turn this tribe around?" He asked Alicia and she gave a flowering speech with a hint of, "I smell a but coming." I thought Alicia was going to be an award winning actress and then she turned around and said that Monica could be a threat. So, with no hackles up before Alicia's comments, now Monica seems nervous. Now they realize that Tarzan has a huge vocabulary. And then Jeff made fun of Leif for saying explanate because it ain't no word. Tarzan is just trying to be precise. I love his vocabulary. He has a 'nomalaffasia'. I googled that shit and can't find anything close to that word. I even typed in "correct term for forgetting names" and nothing but Alzheimer's came up. I really want to find it. I'll continue to search for it. He can't remember names. He was able to name his tribe though. No one knows that he is a plastic surgeon. He's keeping information on the DL considering "the game is afoot, Jeff." 

Why is Colton in such high standing? Are people afraid of him? Will this be predictable? Yep. Monica is voted out. What was not predictable? Alicia voting for Monica when she clearly did not have to. 

Salani Tribe (BLUE)
Jay Byars, 25, Gaffney, S.C., model
Kat Edorsson, 22, Orlando, timeshare rep
Chelsea Meissner, 26, Charleston, S.C., medical sales
Michael Jefferson, 30, Seattle, banker
Kim Spradlin, 29, San Antonio, bridal shop owner
Sabrina Thompson, 33, Brooklyn, high school teacher
Troy/zan Robertson, 50, Miami, swimsuit photographer

Manono Tribe (ORANGE)
Christina Cha, 29, West Hollywood, Calif., career consultant
Alicia Rosa, 25, Chicago, special ed teacher
Colton Cumbie, 21, Monroeville, Ala., college student
Leif Manson, 27, San Diego, phlebotomist
Jonas Otsuji, 37, Lehi, Utah, sushi chef
Greg/Tarzan Smith, 64, Houston, plastic surgeon

Home already...
Kourtney Moon, 29, Austin, Texas, motorcycle repair - injured WHOA! OMG, OMG, OMG. My colleague that got Kourtney's name for the draw actually BROKE his wrist just a couple of weeks ago! How creepy is that? Do you think it might have been foreshadowing? Cool...cool yet creepy at the same time.
Nina Acosta, 51, Clovis, Calif., retired LAPD officer
Matt Quinlan, 33, San Francisco, attorney
Bill Posley, 28, Venice, Calif., stand-up comedian
Monica Culpepper, 41, Tampa, ex-NFL player's wife

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