2 tribes, one beach. I wonder if there was a lot of flack from people about how much damage the Survivor crews must do when they are filming in two pristine areas of a country. What do you think? Maybe that's why there is a smaller area available. Maybe.
Salani Tribe comes back. The boys all know that Courtney is gone and she broke her wrist. I think they were pretty disappointed.
Christina tries to work things out with Alicia. OMG...I can't believe Alicia thinks Christina looked crazy. Does she really think so? Alicia was being rude. "That was not my intention," Alicia. "If I saw her drowning, I would probably look the other way," Alicia. I don't like you. I can't wait until you get gone.
The women have a group meeting. Ground rules: all have a right to be heard. When you talk be direct and to the point. Sabrina gets called out to be the leader. They like her. She takes on the challenge. "Managing the airheads." That's hilarious. Three categories: water, food, shelter. Monica gets water. Kat and Alicia get food. Nina has pointed out the tribal lines. The young girls are getting on her nerves...she's 51 and the others are so lazy. They decided to go sit in the water instead of going to look for food. Don't they realize that they too will starve?
Treemail was a giant trunk for each. So, they get treemail together...this is also a new twist.
"Do it yourself reward challenge." So, they have to untie knots in order to win reward. They get a tarp and ropes. That blows. They are sitting out Big Mike from the challenge because the boys have one extra person. "Jazz fingers," Tarzan. I giggled.
Jay, male model, describes what's up for the challenge. He was the one that started the fire for the guys last week. That's cool because he's mine in the Survivor work pool.
The girls are in a groove, they might win it!
What are they doing without Jeff giving them hints along the way? The boys won reward. It was really close...I'll give them that. LOL - the midget got lifted up on high.
Manono: Ewww...why does Tarzan have to wear a banana hammock? Mike thinks they are going to have the best camp in history. Colton is sitting there doing nothing. NOTHING. He's such a drama queen. He is probably going to think that they don't like him because he's gay, but really it's because he's a lazy fucker and nothing else.
WHY did they wait three days to build their camp? They should have built up their camps sooner. Colton went over to the girls' tribe and he was helping them. They actually had to ask him to stop helping. Sabrina, "Colton is like a virus and there seems to not be a cure for him yet." They have to entertain him all the time. They kicked him out! That's hilarious. They made him go home. No one likes him. I feel a little bad, but I don't. Know what I mean?
Colton doesn't believe in the game and he doesn't want to talk strategy. He's crying and asking to stay on the girls' side. The girls are trying to tell him that they don't want him there because they are on different tribes. They are trying to be a more cohesive tribe right now. I get it. They don't want a dude around hearing everything that they do and discuss. I get it. He just has to get over whatever it is that he's got against men and move in with his tribe.
Dear Lord. Tarzan is dancing with a stick in his undies. He's crazy. Colton is talking about having an idol with Troyzan (not to be confused with Tarzan), Leif, Jonas, and Tarzan (please don't confuse him for Troyzan). So, now Colton is the ring leader according to Jonas. They are going to be reign supreme. I can't believe it. I can't believe Colton just called that random crew of guys misfits. Sister, you fit in with the misfits. These are your people. They are going to try and get rid of Mike or Matt at tribal for boys.
The challenge with immunity up for grabs. They are balancing on a beam. They have to walk around the other tribe members to get to the other side. They are only allowed to touch one player at a time. Only one person can cross at a time.
Tarzan is sitting out for the boys. The girls should win. Leif is going across for the boys first. He touched two people at a time. Kat seems to be frozen there. Leif is probably pretty used to moving through people being so little. Kat is so stuck. She's frozen there. Leif is through. Colton is going through now. Kat is finally moving faster and then two people fall and have to go in the water. This challenge is ridiculous. The girls still haven't gotten one person across.
Monica finally gets something going for the women. It took forever, but they got one at least. The guys aren't afraid to touch each other. You would have thought that this would be the other way around. At least that's what my presumptions were. The boys finish like no problem. They get immunity twice in a row. The women are going to tribal again. The women are blaming their boobs for getting in the way. I am so bored this year. Kat was jumping in the water for no reason...she did it twice. I hope she's gone next. We shall see.
Nina wants Kat to be gone. Monica is not part of the five, but she's in the best shape of all the girls. She is part of the older tribe (less than tribe) so she's going to have to play her cards smart. Nina thinks Kat is "witless" so she can't really win at all. Nina is trying to talk strategy to get Kat out of the game. Chelsea is gunning for Kat now. I think she's going to go home. I guess it's between Nina and Kat.
Jeff is talking down to them so much. Sabrina, Alicia, Kat, Kim, and Chelsea. Nina, Monica, and Christina are the other three. Nina asks what life experience Kat brings to the tribe...she's outdoors a lot and she works sails. Jeff gives her words to use because he doesn't want Kat to go home. Nina is annoyed. Athlete: ability, smart, and handle pressure. Nina doesn't think Kat is an athlete at all. Chelsea believes that they would make different alliances and so does Sabrina. I really hope Kat goes home. Kat cries because it's her fault they lost. Dear lord, please keep Nina on the tribe and send Kat home.
"I'm not calling Christina out, but..," Kat. I can't believe Kat just said that. How the hell does one person say they ain't calling you out and then blatantly say their name like that...?
The women are the least cohesive tribe I have ever seen in this game.
I am so nervous...who is going home? I don't even really care at this point. Nina was voted out. They are stupid. What a dumb-ass game this year. I'm bored.
Let's hope next week is better:
Men vs. Women and chivalry is dead. Colton is a republican. Are you kidding me? What self-respecting queer is a republican? Oh, I see...self-respect would have to be there.