After Coach's sermon of last week - god how annoying was that? Does he really think he's a preacher? I can't get past it. I really wanted to blog about it...okay, pause...I enjoyed the episode and had fun laughing about it with a friend of mine via text, but then I got caught up in school work and Yukon Employees' Union Convention (Friday, Saturday, and Sunday) and then I had to work night shift Monday and Tuesday.
Anyhow, excuses aside - Christine kicked ? out. Ozzy got super pissed and punched at the wall and kicked and cried about the whole thing. So, he ended up giving Cochran his idol and said that they needed to vote him out so that he could beat Christine on redemption island because he's so awesome. I hope she kicks his ass.
Right now it's going to happen. Cochran really fucked up the immunity challenge and so I thought he was totally going to redemption island. They might end up going to the merge very soon and they are at risk of being less in numbers...that's why Ozzy went.
Cochran is supposed to be a double agent - he said he already is good at acting because he doesn't really like his tribe - however, then he tried to do a Pachino accent and it sucked. No offence...Cochran is probably my favourite character on this season.
I can't remember who got voted out last week. I wish they would just say already.
Ozzy is, to quote a friend, a "dough head". I hope Christine doesn't believe the story he's telling - they as a team decided that Cochran was supposed to be getting voted out and then he pulled out the idol and Ozzy ended up getting sent to redemption. Douche. I hope she kicks his ass.
Everyone is at the Redemption Island arena...I think they'll merge. Ozzy can't act for shit. He's trying to play it up...Albert doesn't buy it and neither does Coach.
Please Christine! Please win this dual. Ozzy still has red on his shirt...over his heart. They are takin gtheir spots. This is so exciting. EEEEEEEE. Someone will get back in the game after this challenge. They have to build a pole to reach over and grab a key.
Christine tries first...not strong enough. Ozzy trying...it dropped (the key ring). Ozzy gets his first key. He needs two more. Now he has the second key. He needs only one more. Now he has all three and Christine has none. FUCK. He won the dual and Christine is going home. That blows. What a dick.
Are they merging or what? Yes they are. The buffs are dropped and the new colour is....they didn't show what the new colour is...unless they are grey like the colour in the bag...nope...they are yellow. Food and wine for merging. 6-6 for numbers for both teams. Cochran and Coach are bonding. He's really just going to try and get Keith out I think. Coach told him straight up that he thinks they are trying to play their entire tribe...Cochran got schooled by the COACH - biatch. Cochran thinks Coach is a smart guy. What the hell was Cochran sitting in? It looked like a hive or something. Cochran totally told the other tribe what happened for real. That Ozzy had a dream about winning redemption. Cochran totally fits in with the Upolo tribe. He ended up giving Ozzy back the idol so he could be honest about that. He's going to betray his other tribe and he's happy that he has the power to determine possibly the outcome of the game. I knew he had it in him to be the one running the show. He's awesome. Cochran I salute you.
Dawn...Cochran and Dawn are having a conversation. I think the two of them will merge together with the other tribe and get rid of everyone else. She saw Cochran get treated poorly and not as an equal member of the tribe. She doesn't want to stay with their old tribe because the others are really much nicer. She's crying because she didn't stand up for Cochran and she feels bad about trying to protect her own interests...she feels so bad about that. I get it. What an interesting psychological perspective in this game. Maybe I'll write a paper about it. If Cochran can write a paper in law school...I probably can for psychology...or even just for fun...hmmm....I wonder if it is already out there. She's going to side with the other tribe. They are nicer people. They really are.
New Tribe Name: Tuna something...Te Tuna? Now we are up for individual immunity. Two people get it. One man and one woman - have they done this before?
Challenge: Balance game...balancing themselves and holding a double rope thing with a coconut on top. Who has good balance...my money is on Dawn. Edna and Cochran are out quickly. Maybe the dragon slayer will get it. Whitney didn't make it very far. Two women left - Sophie and Dawn...Dawn wins immunity for the women. Keith will probably win for the men...Coach is now out. Rick - the ranger - is now out. Jim - the dealer - is out and now Keith. Ozzy and Brandon and Albert are left. Ozzy will get it...he's a surfer so he has balance. Brandon is out. Keith is out. I wish he would have won. Ozzy got immunity with Dawn - both from the same original tribe. I think Keith will get sent out to redemption.
They are talking about voting out Sophie. I think they are only picking her because she's not the super pretty girl. Now they are questioning whether or not they are all solid...if they are all solid they might have to pick rocks because there will be six/six. Jim is a douche bag. He figures Ozzy should give Whitney the idol...I don't know...
Cochran is scared he's going to get beaten up because he's flipping on his tribe - Sophie, "which is a legitimate things for a dodgeball target to be scared of." Coach said he's sleeping between Edna and Coach or he can sleep next to Sophie if he wants to. "The nerd will finally rise up to the bully." Awesome. I can't wait...it's going to be HAWESOME. Dawn is now not too sure what to do. I think Cochran is freaking out about it. She doesn't want to start a war. I don't get it. She was making so much sense and now she's scared. I think he should flip - they won't give Cochran a million dollars even if he does not flip. So, now that she has the idol around her neck she's comfortable. She doesn't think he should flip, but she's not telling anybody else on their tribe. Whoa...what's going to happen?
Tribal Council - what's going to happen...it will be a six and six tie. Jeff brings up the possibility of a switch. What a boring tribal tonight. Sweet - Sophie said she was offended that they thought they would be so stupid. She even said that they were pathetic. Ozzy said that the idol is in hand and it belongs to the entire tribe. The LOML thinks Cochran will jump ship (unless of course he changes his mind). He gave the idol to Whitney. The votes are turning up for Keith...AHHHH - 6 votes for Keith and then RICK. Why are they doggin on Rick? Cochran did not jump ship. I wonder if he will change his vote now. They can only vote for Rick or Keith. YES! He did jump ship. Awesome - so awesome. He got a little scared after and Jim called him a Coward. Brandon stood up for HIM! Yes! "Don't talk to him like that! That's what you get for talking to people like that." Brandon is going to stick up for him. OMG I hope this doesn't back fire too badly. They were showing that Albert and Sophie might switch up the game even more. I feel a little sick to my stomach about the whole thing.